The Olympics are coming!! Who gives a s*%t?!?

I don't know about all of you but I'm getting sick and tired of the Olympics. It has done nothing but taken up half of my Sports Illustrated for the most two months and all we're talking about here is the stupid qualifying. Not to mention every time I see ANOTHER world record being broken I wonder how much doping it took to acheive that. The Olympics have become nothing but endorsement struggles between athletes..wait, I guess that's all sports. But still, the Olympics are supposed to be about pride for your country...okay, then why don't I still give a shit?? Perhaps it's because there is too much coverage now? Or maybe because other than the USA basketball team I can't name more than 3 Olympians??
I know there is lots of shit on T.V. today, but this has to be the worst. Every four years it comes back with more competitors. I don't give a shit about who the best swimmer at a four hundred yard individual medley is, or who is best at gymnastics. I don't think anyone does. All these people shit their lives away practicing to win in these events for what? A chance at winning a medal? That's right, in case you didn't notice, you aren't famous. You don't have anything but a medal. I'm sure the only thing the people do with such a medal is show it off to family and friends. Yeah, good job fuck face, you have the perfect life. Only one problem, that's all you get. When you could have been applying for a job at McDonalds you had to be pissing all that time away trying to make your dreams come true. Seriously, every occupation is better than the Olympics. If your children ever went into the Olympics, you would probably be a very disappointed parent. At least when you work at Pizza Hut, twenty or more people might remember your name. You get these fancy name tags and everything. Well anyway, the Olympics suck and people that compete in the Olympics suck more. Heck, they have even created a Special Olympics. This is much more entertaining. Cripples running races and swimming is so much more enjoyable than watching normal people try their hardest to win and just get shit on as some other idiot wins. If you ever meet someone from the Olympics, take pity on them and tell them how they can change their lives. No, just punch them for me.